January 2010
65 posts
SO MANY MASHUPS!!!!!!! →
Thank you, Stumble →
Team Millenia from ABDC season 3
I met the blonde girl from Team Millenia….. she tried to rape me
Oh, hey rain,
Tits or GTFO.
Oh my God, all of this talk about Pokemon really...
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STOP IT.
I STARTED PLAYING AGAIN TOO. I STARTED WITH THE ORIG RED VERSION AND NOW I HAVE LIKE 22 HOURS ON IT AND 85 POKEMON CAPTURED
WHOA →
I'm gonna compile links of the worst viral videos...
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kimmychau:
Two guys and a horse.
One girl and one cup.
Shake that bear.
Glass up the ass.
Any others?
What is shake that bear?
hahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha its where these people have sex on top of a dead bear…….. dont ask me why i know
As strange and nonsensical 'Paprika' is,
I still don’t understand why she is in love with the fat guy.
American Airlines "Frequent Flyer" program will...
….Just kidding that offer doesn’t exist, just kidding it does but only for ladies, JUST KIDDING! it’s everyone but ladies just kidding it’s not for anyone because I just made it up! Just kidding it does exist but only for scientists just kidding it’s for farmers, I’m a farmer! I’m a cherry farmer, just kidding I’m a cherry scientist, just kidding I...
My Weekend Consisted of:
Flying to Denver, asians running, “I dunnoooo! - chiiiiiiilll”, breaking lots of rules, nearly passing out every two hours, immanamemahbabehbobby more asians running, learning that it IS possible to go 2 hours into a music rehearsal without ever playing a note, chips and salsa is lunch but salad, pasta, chicken, and ice cream is just a snack apparently, drum corps is WAY harder than...
If it takes forever, I will wait for you...
For a thousand summers, I will wait for you till your back beside, till I’m holding you and I hear you sigh in my arms… The clock will tick away the hours one by one then the time will come when all the waiting’s done. The time when you return and find me here and run straight to my waiting arms.
I dont know why, but EVERY VERSION I hear of this song is creepier than the last!...
Paul Rudd looks just like my dad did when he was...
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It’s uncanny.
I SAID THE SAME THING!
MY SKIN HATES ME.
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stef2death:
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(via stef2death)
Because Jesus hates you, you dirty leper.
Well, at least its not a third nipple like I thought it was…
Why would you ever admit that?
BECAUSE IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ONE
MY SKIN HATES ME.
aristocat:
(via stef2death)
Because Jesus hates you, you dirty leper.
Well, at least its not a third nipple like I thought it was…
MY SKIN HATES ME.
Ugh, my brother's home.
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/wrists
YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN ME YET.
Really? REALLY!? Snooki won't read Twilight... →
I just watched the episode of Arrested Development...
Buster, I don’t think they’re going to let you in the country club with that.
I DONT WANT NO PART OF YO TIGHT ASS COUNTRY CLUB YA FREAK BITCH!
i want to take you to a
heybungalowbill:
suesylvester-:
GAY BAR
GAY BAR
GAY BAR
ohhh electric six.
IVE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU…
AT THE GAY BAR
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Send me questions fool! http://formspring.me/stef2death
I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN AND I GOT OUTTA BED
GOT A BIG OL’ CUP A COFFEE TO CLEAR MY HEAD
THE TELEPHONE RANG AND YA WANNA CHAT
WELL SIT ON DOWN AND TELL ME
WHAT
UP
WITH
THAT!